Subject: Politically Correct? 


		politically correct?
 
STUPID 					=	cognitively challenged
						or intellectually deficient
						or  academically impaired
LIAR     				=	truth impaired
POLITICALLY CORRECT PERSONS		=	courtesy-challenged self- 								inconsistent persons
			                     or obnoxious hypocrites
SHORT					=	vertically challenged
MEN					=	vaginally challenged
DEAF					=	aurally challenged
AVERAGE WHITE MALE 			=	rhythmically challenged
DEAD					=	metabolically challenged
						or living impaired
BLIND					=	person of alternative retinal 
						inclinations
WIFE					=	domestic incarceration survivor
PEN or PENCIL				=	personal hand-held word 
						inscription utensil
OVERWEIGHT				=	circumferentially gifted
						or gravitationally challenged
WHITE (CAUCASIAN)			=	pigmentationally deficient
TALL	 				=	vertically enhanced
BALD	 				=	follically deprived
IMPOTENT				=	genitally challenged
						or erectionally deficient
BED-WETTER				=	urologically inexperienced
SECRETARY				=	personal assistant
UNEMPLOYED				=	vocationally displaced
POLICIALLY CORRECT			=	appropriately inclusive
						or inoffensively indiscriminate
NON-POLITICALLY CORRECT			=	euphemistically disabled
UGLY					=	aesthetically impaired
						or cosmetically deficient
LAZY					=	aerobically challenged
OLD PERSON				=	chronologically endowed
POOR					=	financially challenged
BORING					=	charismatically deficient
GARBAGE MAN				=	household refuse collection and 
						disposal executive
STREETSWEEPER				=	highway cleanliness manager
AIRHEAD					=	reality impaired
DRUNK					=	chemically inconvenienced
BLEACHED BLONDE				=	peroxide-dependent
GOOD-LOOKING				=	anatomically gifted
BABE or CHICK				=	breasted American
HALF-NAKED				=	wardrobe-impaired
MAJOR-LEAGUE HOOTERS			=	pectorally superior
WELL-TANNED				=	pigmentationally enhanced
MARRIAGE				=	domestic incarceration
TO HIT ON SOMEONE			=	to attempt a horizontal encounter
NICE ASS				=	superior posterior